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I could use a good Australian joke right about now... You got Crocodile Dundee or Savage Garden or someone hiding back there?

Come on, just take a cheap shot at Yahoo Serious for me. You know you want to.

 Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter

Crikey! Look at we got here! It's the Australian Mad Man.

 "Mad" Max Rockatansky

Shut Up.

 Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter

What a beauty! Let me see if we can get a closer look!

 Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter

Uh oh, I seem to have angered the lil' beasty, and he's handcuffed me! Crist! And my jeep is about to blow!

 "Mad" Max Rockatansky

It's going to take 10 minutes to hack through those cuffs. If you're quick, and you're lucky... you can cut through your ankle in 5.

 Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter


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