The Topic:
Nuts

The Question:
 JackSpade

Two peanuts are walking in central park...

Responses:
 The Hand

Oh yes, do tell

Please continue, by all means.

 JackSpade

One of them was a...

 The Hand

Oh, how captivating

You are extraordinary, you simply must tell me more.

 JackSpade

Well, if you insist. One of them was a schizophrenic alchoholic who wore a sombrero every third wednesday. The other was, oh, you've probably heard it already.

 The Hand

Oh no, I've never heard this one before

Keep talking, buddy.

 JackSpade

I think you might be mocking me and my joke...

 The Hand

Whatever gave you that idea?

 The Hand


 The Hand

People always think I'm being facetious and unwelcome with my tone, but sometimes The Hand is actually interested in what they have to say.

Such is my existence; I'll never know the end of any jokes


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