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I want to be a pirate when I grow up.

 Davey Jones's skull

Trust me. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

 Davey Jones's skull

I mean, sure, the plundering, the sailing, and the wenches, ah, the wenches.

 Davey Jones's skull

But, I mean, look at me!

 Davey Jones's skull

Of course, on the other hand, pirating does seem to do wonders for your bone strength.

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