The Topic:
Iraq

The Question:
 SirDiesel

I just turned 18. How long until they hand me a rifle and ship me to Baghdad?

Responses:
 Optimus Prime

The best way to avoid military service in times of conflict is to become too useful to die.

 Optimus Prime

College studies in applied fields (computer science, chemical engineering, nuclear engineering, electrical engineering, nursing, pre-med), can help reduce your chances of being sent to die with a rifle in your hand.

 Vegeta

Why the pacifistic bent Prime? Were you not supposed to be the greatest warrior of your race?

 Optimus Prime

War is never the solution. Those who sing praises of the nobility of war have never been on the front lines of the battle.


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