The Topic:
Chess

The Question:
 Ming

Charles just castled to queen side. What do I do now?

Responses:
 Vizzini

You Lose!

 Vizzini

AH HA HA HA HA

 Ming

ARGHHHH!!! Knight to G6!!! HELP.

 Vizzini

You fool!

 Vizzini

You have obviously made the mistake of challenging a Sicilian in this game of wits.

 Ming

Andy. . . you're . . .huh? Did I miss something?

 Vizzini

HA HA, fooled again. I am not Andy Richter!

Ex-Sidekick Andy Richter  

I'm Andy Richter.

 Vizzini

See!


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