The Topic:
Feline enigma

The Question:
 RiffRaff

If I take a piece of bread and spread it with a butter substitute such as margerine, then tie it to the back of a Norwegian forest cat and throw the bread-cat cyborg entity up in the air, what side will the cat land on, if any?

Responses:
 Professor Frink

Elementary chaos theory tells us that the cyborg kitty will levitate inches above the ground and beginning the spinning and the whirling and the hey hey hey it's perpetual moy-flaven!

Ian Malcolm  

No it doesn't.

Ian Malcolm  


Ian Malcolm  

Does it?


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