The Topic:
Spiderman

The Question:
 Have Blue

Before he makes the movie, Sam Raimi should research Spiderman a bit more. His webshooters are not organic; they are devices he invented and wears on his wrists.

But where did Peter Parker, underpaid photographer, find the knowledge and resources to make these things?

Responses:
 James Cameron

We're not using any of that "comic book" junk. I rewrote it from scratch to make it punchier and edgier.

 Sam Raimi

I'll say. I can't wait to film the scene where an armored car gets in an accident and Bruce gets burried under 3 tons of pennies.

 Sam Raimi

Oh man, that's going to be so great.

The Nerds in the Audience  

What? You can't screw up Spiderman with your slapstick! It's a crime!!

The Nerds in the Audience  

MOM!!

 Mom

Sam, James, are you two upsetting the nerds again?

 James Cameron

Sorry mom.

 Sam Raimi

Sorry mom.


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