The Topic:
Fish

The Question:
 Fake Plastic

How many fish are actually in the sea? You have to factor in the knowledge that there's a lot of lesbians... And people that don't want relationships.... I mean, I don't think there's any more than like 100 fish in the entire sea.

Responses:
 The Sea Captain

Arg. I be sure there is a lot more'n that.

 Lisa Simpson

How many fish have you caught?

 The Sea Captain

Not a one, little lady. Not a one.

 Lisa Simpson

You mean you've never gone out with a woman?

 The Sea Captain


 The Sea Captain

Woman?


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