The Topic:
Marry me, Conversatron?

The Question:
 snidely

I was sitting in the room and exclaimed "Man, I love the conversatron" when my roommate, apparently tired of hearing me say this, uttered "if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?"

And I'm thinking "You know ... why not?"

So, conversatron (gets down on one knee), will you marry me?

Responses:
 The Conversatron

Um... no, I'm dating an e-com site.

Mom  

Why are you still hanging around that no good e-com site. He's got no future.

Mom  

Maybe you should consider this offer from Mr., um, er, Snidely.

Mom  

On second thought, I don't want you marrying anyone with such an odd name.


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