The Topic:
Corporate Death

The Question:
 ajs

I'm wearing all black today in protest of Valentine's Day.

My theory is, that V-day is just like McDonalds. It's corporate death in a bag. It's soooo fucking bad for you, but today's society will milk anything to death just to make a buck.

To all the men and women getting engaged today: Congratulations. Make lots of children that will know the life's pain that you've glossed with the Rat Race and the pursuit of filling your meaningless lives with alcohol, perverted gyrations at dance clubs, and other meaningless and trite "society games."

To all the men and women still single and burning with self loathing, thinking that something is wrong with you, because you'd rather "wait for the one" instead of parading yourself around like a slab of meat: I salute you. That which does not kill you, makes you stronger.

To hell with Valentine's Day. _And_ McDonalds.

Coroprate death in a bag, indeed.

Responses:
 Mad Stan

Candies, flowers, expensive dinners, they are all just symptoms of the disease of society!

 Mad Stan

Corporate greed, society's selfishness, government holidays, what you call society is a waste! There is only one solution,

 Mad Stan

BLOW IT ALL UP!

Who Is Tyler Durden?  


Who Is Tyler Durden?  

I don't know about anyone else, but I like this guy.

 ajs

Damn straight.

 Narrator

Is anyone else bothered by everybody talking about killing and destroying for a stupid holiday? I mean, Jesus people, it's just a holiday. If it's that much of an issue, just ignore it. Maiming and destroying never solved anything.

Who Is Tyler Durden?  


Narrator  

Oh, don't you fucking start.


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