The Topic:
Beat this

The Question:
 cooltops

If rock beats scissors beats paper beats rock, what does the Conversatron beat?

Responses:
 Crow T. Robot

It beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Tom Servo  

And a straight flush.

 Calvin

But not a Royal Calvin.

Hobbes  

Except on Tuesday.

 Calvin

I hate that rule!


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