The Topic:
I have to find a cute dress...

The Question:

How do I get a ticket to the Conversatron Ball?

 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Young lady, you know damn well that we here at the Conversatron have no Balls!

 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

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 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman


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