The Topic:
My Demands

The Question:
 KingAndy

- Five hundred pounds, cash.
- Thirteen nubile females willing to obey my every command. Mindless vegetables acceptable.
- Helicopter to the airport.
- Icon.
- Car back from the airport. Porche.
- EXTREME CLOSEUP.
- Roast turkey for dinner, every day for a week. Sprouts optional.
- One series 4000 mechanoid.
- Class 2 ship-to-surface vessel.
- Secret underground lair complete with minions.
- Evidence of primitive humour.

Failure to comply will result in termination.

Responses:
 America's Dumbest Criminal

Wouldn't it be easier to get bigger bills that weigh less? I don't know if you can make a getaway carrying that much.

CornCam  

Hey there you big hunk of man-meat you. We're all female.

CornCam  

We're all male, too, if you're into that sort of thing.

 Colonel

Right, this attempt at humor stops here. Now a word from our sponsors.

"The Colonel" Sanders  

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"The Colonel" Sanders  

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"The Colonel" Sanders  

Now with hermaphrodite corn side-dishes.

 Colonel

CUT!


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