The Topic:
A favor from Mom

The Question:
 DocWiley

Might you have a cup of weapons-grade plutonium I could borrow?

Responses:
 Mom

No dear, it will spoil your genetic structure.

Dad  

Yes, listen to your mother. She knows best.


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