The Topic:
The true meaning...

The Question:

Aren't we missing the real meaning of Valentine's day?... Dehydrated meats!


Buddy, it's smoked meats.

While still technically dehydrated to some extent, they're still referred to as smoked.




And hey, that reminds me of another bone I've been meaning to pick.

I just saw a tagline appear on this site that says "We love you"...


...and I have no memory of loving any of you, so all you meatbags out there shouldn't start getting any warm fuzzy feelings thinking that someone here cares about you.


After all, this site is run by motherfucking robots.

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