The Topic:
New Advertising

The Question:
 BuzzKirkwood

I've got a gread ad campaign for the 'Satron! I've recruited a bunch of Lester lookalikes to go into major urban areas. Once they get there they will go around and punch people in the face while yelling "CONVERSATRON!" then run off to repeat the process. What do you think of it?

Responses:
 Who Is Tyler Durden?

I love it.

 Who Is Tyler Durden?

But perhaps they should say Conversatron.com

 Who Is Tyler Durden?

We need to start setting up a fucking committee structure around here.

BuzzKirkwood  

I'm WAY ahead of you; the guys down in Demographics say that this will appeal to the public's eye. Keep in mind that this is just the alpha testing stage of it.

 Who Is Tyler Durden?

That's a respectable start, but we need something bigger from our Mayhem Committee.

 Who Is Tyler Durden?

Perhaps you could turn this logo and the others into stickers and start pasting them around major metropolitan areas?

 Who Is Tyler Durden?

You could put them up in bars, strip clubs, cubicles, lan parties, and any other disreputable places you people are known to hang out.

BuzzKirkwood  

That's good for starters, but we need something HUGE! Why not blast out large pieces of the moon in the shape of the C logo with some kind of explosive apparatus?

 Who Is Tyler Durden?

Whoa there buddy! I like your style, but let's try and stay within our means. We can get to the moon eventually, but we've got to build up a sizeable "underground" following first.


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