The Topic:
Did you ever notice...

The Question:
 The Asker

...that if you wrap the cord around your mouse and turn it upside down, it looks creepily like a huge dead bug?

 Steve Ballmer

Really? Huh, let me try...

 Steve Ballmer

 Steve Ballmer

Owww! Dammit! Shit! My eye! Goddamn this IntelliEye mouse!


We warned you that turning up the laser strength to 10 watts was completely unnecessary, and also a terrible idea. But no, you had to have it your way.

 Steve Ballmer

Fuck! My eye! You're fired!

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