The Topic:
Hello people.

The Question:
 macleod

My rant i gave a little while ago...you can just put that into sargent hartmans mouth...I'll even do a pretend question right after this one where i give you guys the set up

Responses:
 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Are you saying that I AM NOT ABLE TO SPEAK FOR MYSELF? Is that it? Are you suggesting that we lie to these good people here, you slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker? Because that's what it sounds like to me!

 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

We don't need you doing our work here, boy! And if you're suggesting that I would repeat your pathetic whimpering commie badmouth of the current Commander-in-Chief here on this webpage, you are dumber than you look, and that is a major accomplishment! While we're putting things in people's mouths, why don't we just give you something for you to suck on, Private?

 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Get the fuck down off of this webpage! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the internet!


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