The Topic:
Nirple.

The Question:
 GopherHumper

<name withheld>'s having Valentine's troubles? Did you see her picture on amihotornot?! Hot damn. If her personality on the Tron is anything like in RL she should have guys crawling all over her! Pinch me!

Responses:
Randal Graves  

That is the question, isn't it?
Why is someone who seems so qualified to get it on having V-Day problems?

Randal Graves  

Obviously she has some dreadful real-life personality disorder that drives men away even as her body drives them toward.

 Dante Hicks

Jesus Randal, you know she reads this site, right?

Randal Graves  

And?

 Dante Hicks

And, you could have some tact.
Apparently your personality disorder is that you're an asshole.

Randal Graves  

True, my friend.
Fortunately research proves that chicks love guys who are assholes.

 Dante Hicks

Isn't it hard to base a long-term relationship on being an asshole?

Randal Graves  

Sometimes a protracted series of short ones is just what it takes, my friend.


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