The Topic:
Morning!

The Question:
 Oryeus

Good Mornin' Conversatron!

Responses:
 Big Gay Al

Why, good morning, yourself, big boy.

 Big Gay Al

Oh my! Is someone happy to see me, or did you misplace a hot dog in your pants.

Dad  

Hey! Now that's just uncalled for, on a family site like this.

 Oryeus

But dad...I AM happy to see Al. I think I need to tell you something... why I never have any girlfriends....

Dad  

Sport, that's not the reason you don't have girlfriends.

Dad  

I've already told you:

1)You need to concentrate on your schoolwork and your pitching -- not girls
2)You aren't even allowed to date anyway until you move out of my house
3)No girl's going to date you.

 Mom

Hon, don't you think you're a bit harsh on little Oryeus?

Dad  

No way, Dear, adversity builds character.

 Oryeus

Adversity builds a distinct hatred, and feelings of violence, twords oppressive authority figures!!!!
<<Grabs his leather jacket>>
Im going out with the gang!!!!

Dad  

Hey, don't hang out with those ruffians!

 Mom

See what you've done! You drove him to this. I hope you're ready to sleep on the couch tonight!


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