The Topic:
Where is everybody?

The Question:
 Hoax

Is there like one big, huge fucking party and nobody told me about it or something?

Responses:
 Batman

We're all at home, washing our tights.

Punxsutawney Phil  

Sorry folks, I saw the webserver's shadow, 4 more hours of boredom.

Punxsutawney Phil  

Or maybe I didn't see it. I can't remember. But either way, 4 more hours of boredom.

 Batman

Four hours? Exactly four? That seems pretty arbitrary.

Punxsutawney Phil  

Hey! Which one of us is the groundhog here?

 Batman


Punxsutawney Phil  

That's right, I didn't think so.


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