The Topic:
5 star funny

The Question:
 JackSpade

Here's an honest question, rather than my usual drivel.
Do you guys keep track of whether or not a person votes when viewing threads, and use that information as some sort of bias towards the asker? Not that I'm paranoid or anything...

Responses:
 Cigarette-Smoking Man

I wouldn't worry about it. Why would we want to track your personal information? We would never use such information.

Naked Washing Machine Boy  

That's right, we love all of you!

 Cigarette-Smoking Man

Yes, you trust this little thing, don't you? I might try to deceive you, but he never would.

Naked Washing Machine Boy  

Some of the big wigs said something about not giving a flying-something what the askers thought.

 Cigarette-Smoking Man

Quiet, you're lending too much believability to the story.

Naked Washing Machine Boy  

And you said you had better things to do with your time than worry about information on some pathetic web drones.

 Cigarette-Smoking Man

How am I supposed to fill people with paranoia and self-doubt if you go and make everything obvious?

Naked Washing Machine Boy  

I'm sorry.

Naked Washing Machine Boy  


Naked Washing Machine Boy  

I don't like cigarettes, they make me feel dirty.


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