The Topic:
dried fruit

The Question:
 kapooshka

Are you single?

Responses:
 Dried Fruit

No, we're in a very committed and fulfilling relationship, aren't we dear?

Dried Fruit  

That's right! We compliment each other physically and emotionally.

 Dried Fruit

Awww! It's so true! Come here, you! *smooch!*

Dried Fruit  

OOohhh, that's nice! *smooch* *smack* *kiss kiss kiss*

 Dried Fruit

*grope* *nibble* *smooOOOOooch*!!

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Hey guys, I'm back.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

What the...?

Dried Fruit  

*slobber* *nookie* *deep kiss*

 Dried Fruit

*kiss* *make out* *fondle*

 Lester Knight Chaykin

God! What the hell is this? What the FORK is going on here?

Dried Fruit  

*slurp* *heavy petting* *kiss*

 Lester Knight Chaykin

I swear, every single time I leave this place, something indescribably weird is waiting for me when I get back.

 kapooshka

Sooo... how about a date?

 1950's Studio Audience

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!


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