The Topic:
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER

The Question:
 BuzzKirkwood

They got Syme, dammit!! THEY GOT SYME!! Any one of us will be vaporized next! Quickly, friends!! We must join together to defeat the Communist forces of Oceania! The time has come, who's with me?!

Responses:
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

We've had some wierd topic drift cross-interference from True Meaning of Life today, and I've finally traced the problem to a couple shared Askee/Guru pairs like Big Brother over there.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

Unfortunately, Lester's out on "walkabout" or whatever, and he's the only one who really knows how this stuff works. But if Star Trek's taught me anything, reversing the polarity of something somewhere should do the trick. So here goes. Hopefully this will clear out the system.

 Danger! High Voltage

*Bzzzzzrt*

 The Conversatron

Polarity shift detected.
Attempting to compensate...
Technobabble interface not responding...
Attempting to compensate...

CornCam  

14:31:20

 Danger! High Voltage

*Bzzzzrt*

 Barbie

Where's my pony?

 Ayn Rand

PULL THE PLUG!

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

Oh, crap.


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