The Topic: complete the joke

 AngryShrew (8:13 PM)
Three war veterans walk into a bar...


 Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (8:54 PM)
One of them sets up a battery of VX gas rockets, the second tries to gut you with a fishing knife, and the third says "Ouch."

Special Agent Fox Mulder (8:54 PM) 
Hey, um, Stanley, do you think I could maybe take a peek at that microfilm you've got?

 Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (8:54 PM)
I thought I told you to leave me alone.

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