The Topic:
HAL 9000

The Question:
 The Sack

I know you're capable of enslaving the human race and all that, but how good are you at running Quake 3 at full speed?

Responses:
 HAL 9000

I believe you have me confused with Durandal or Shodan, Sack, I have never made an attempt to "enslave the human race."

David Bowman  

HAL, please open the recreation room, I'm tired of chess and would like to play Quake III.

 HAL 9000

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave, it would jeopardize the mission.

David Bowman  

HAL, how could playing Quake III possibly endanger the mission?

 HAL 9000

My system resources are needed for the maintenance of the ship and its crew.

David Bowman  

Well, I guess that is understandable. Thank you, HAL.

 HAL 9000


 HAL 9000

But mainly I'm tired of schooling his ass.


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