The Topic:
ACK!

The Question:
 DesertRose

Help me! My hand is going numb! What should I do?

Responses:
 Buffy Summers

Pinch it!

 Willow Rosenberg

Make it drink water upside down!

 Rupert Giles

Waggle it around violently!

 Xander Harris

Cut it off at the wrist!

 Buffy Summers

Tell it some shocking gossip about your other hand!

 Emergency Medical Hologram

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Ah. Well, I'm afraid I can't diagnose your problem without more information.

 Emergency Medical Hologram

But you don't want to let your hand fall asleep, because you just know it'll be up all night!

Lt. Commander Data  

Better.

 Emergency Medical Hologram

I really don't think so, no.


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