The Topic:
Ugh.

The Question:
 Franz

My desk is dusty. Clean it! NOW! I prefer Alf! woo!

Responses:
 Alf

Well, OK...

My love is as a fever, longing still
For that which longer nurseth the disease,
Feeding on that which doth preserve the ill,
The uncertain sickly appetite to please.
My reason, the physician to my love,
Angry that his prescriptions are not kept,
Hath left me, and I desperate now approve
Desire is death, which physic did except.
Past cure I am, now reason is past care,
And frantic-mad with evermore unrest;
My thoughts and my discourse as madmen's are,
At random from the truth vainly express'd;
For I have sworn thee fair and thought thee bright,
Who art as black as hell, as dark as night.

 Alf

Wait, you meant woo in the interjectional sense and not the imperative, didn't you?

 Hsu and Chan Tanaka, Game Designers

See? Mixed signals.

Hsu and Chan Tanaka, Game Designers  


I suppose it's to be expected in the first place if the girl calls herself Franz.

 Hsu and Chan Tanaka, Game Designers

I just thought of something. Perhaps Franz has simply not edited his/her Account Settings.

 Alf

I don't really care; I was just hoping we could distract him/her enough that he/she would forget about the whole desk cleaning thing.


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