The Topic: about Conversatron maintenance:

 Someone (1:34 PM)
How many askees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What askees typically get stuck with the job of changing lightbulbs?


Ash (1:36 PM) 
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and another to correct his spelling.

 Douglas Adams (1:40 PM)
15. 3 to mock the asker, 5 to get sidetracked in meaningless banter, 4 to keep Space Moose under control, and 3 to make nonsensical non-sequiturs. The lighbulb is, in the end, not replaced.

Bill Clinton (1:41 PM) 
One to keep Hillary occupied, and one to "screw in the lightbulb" if you get my meaning.

 Hal9000 (1:42 PM)
Dave, I've detected that the aft auxillary light bulb is about to fail.
You really should go out and replace it.

 David Bowman (1:43 PM)
No way.

The Web Palette (1:43 PM) 
One to replace the lightbulb, one to verify the new lightbulb works under IE4/5, one to verify it works under NS3/4, and one to verify that it works under Mozilla, Opera, iCab, NetPositive and other freaky browsers.

 Seven of Nine (1:44 PM)
One Askee is required.

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi (1:45 PM)
Light bulbs are obsolete in the 24th century.
We now have jokes about replacing optical isolinear chips.

Dilbert (1:46 PM) 
Its a hardware problem.

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