The Topic:
Greater Daemon Summoning

The Question:
 The Asker

Somebody wanted Hastur to show up for Halloween? You just have to say his name three times, and he'll be more than happy to show up and slay you.

Personally, I prefer Cthulhu - so much more efficient, as he eats 1d4 people at the beginning of the round with no saves.


Responses:
 Cthulhu

Zzzzzzzzzz

Max  

Ooooo, Sam, it's the Old One Cthulhu, I just found him sleeping in this temple. Can I keep him?

 Sam

Little buddy, I think this is one ancient god we should just let lie. How 'bout I let you drive home, instead?

Max  

Really, Sam, you mean that?

 Sam

I haven't wished for death recently, why not.

 Cthulhu

Zzzzzzzz *snort* Must kill all the humannnssZzzzzzz

 Bender

I like the way he thinks.


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