The Topic:
microsoft job interview

The Question:

i have a microsoft job interview tomorrow, any helpful hints?

 My Computer

Solve and memorize the solutions to this set of problems. Be very enthusiastic about some project you've done, either for class or for yourself. Talk about how interesting it was, and what problems you had to solve.

iCEO Steve Jobs  

Making a wisecrack about Microsoft stock prices couldn't help. Couldn't hurt, I mean.

 Steve Ballmer

Oh please, like you're one to talk, Mr "My stock dropped 20 points in one day".

iCEO Steve Jobs  

Fuck, both our stocks are for shit!

 Steve Ballmer

Then why the hell are we grinning like this?

iCEO Steve Jobs  

Because the camera's still rolling!

 Test Pattern

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