The Topic:
The Unwashed Masses

The Question:
 Spork

As I sit here at my job - the seemingly inoccuous job of selling memberships to the museum in town - I am left to wonder.

Day in and day out I witness the hideous beast known as 'The Public' wreak havoc and spew forth noxious odours and ghastly sounds.

I'm left to question why these great, babbling idiots come here when all the education in the world obviously isn't going to do them any good.
Why do -I- have to answer their ridiculous querries?

Responses:
 Lester Knight Chaykin

You and me both, sister.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

I thought you enjoyed answering ridiculous querries on this site.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Don't tell anyone that! It'll ruin my "bitter, depressive" image.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Oh, and welcome back Karen. Heh heh, have you heard 6's song about you yet?

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

No. He wrote a song about me? That's so sweet!

 Spork

Gadzooks, people !

I'm looking for answers and I get that load of blather?

... oh, wait, I get it. Bastards.


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