The Topic:
Re: Dammit Jin

The Question:
 Jin Wicked



Jin Wicked, you do know me. I'm that fellow who always ends up pissing you off because you claim I'm too
girl-like.

No, sorry, the only person I know who is girlie is that pansy Colin, and he's way too
much of a little eunich dork to ever read anything as cool as the
Conversatron. And he definately isn't my buddy -- damn tightwad...

Responses:
 Doc "Bones" McCoy

Dammit, Jin, this is a Conversatron, not a 4th grade study hall! Can't you two take this up somewhere else?

Old, Tired Spock  

Actually, Doctor, I find this quite interesting.

 Doc "Bones" McCoy

Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

Old, Tired Kirk  

No, he's right. I sense a lot of pent-up sexual tension in this relationship.

Old, Tired Spock  

Indeed.

 Jin Wicked

Of course...Trekkies like anything female. It's not like you guys can ever get dates to your little conventions and card games. This is probably the closest you ever got to 'sexual tension'...right, Kirk?

Old, Tired Kirk  

Well, regardless of the fact that you've confused "Star Trek Characters" with "Trekkies," and that I have bedded at least one female on every Federation member world, the fact that you're avoiding the subject pretty much tells me I'm on the mark with this "Colin" fellow.

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

I wish you'd leave the "analysis" up to the professionals, Captain.

Old, Tired Kirk  

Sorry, in my day we didn't have "Ship's Counselors," or if we did, we sure as hell didn't let them on the bridge.

So I'll just have to go with my gut.

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

With all due respect, there's certainly more of "your gut" to go with these days, isn't there?

Old, Tired Spock  

Oooh, harsh.

 Doc "Bones" McCoy

Heh, I think I like her.

Old, Tired Kirk  

Quiet you two...why don't you go argue with yourselves or something?

 Jin Wicked

Hey! Stop arguing! We were talking about *me* remember!

Old, Tired Kirk  

Oh, right. So, well, I hope you'll take my advice to heart.

Dismissed.


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