The Topic:
Ode to the moron 1-rater

The Question:
 sleestack

that's right, you! whoever you are! You know who youare, the one who goes through and rates all the questions with a one just cuz you think you're funny! Well, I've got news for you, pal! I'm here to be the yin to your yang! I'm the positive to your negative! I'm the bolt for your screw! I'm the nectar for your bile! I'm the optimism for your pessimism! I'm the omasum for your abomasum! I'm the afferent neuron to your efferent neuron! I'm the eggplant to your waffle iron! I'm the prophilactic to your puny-ass, needle-dick!

Responses:
 The Tick

Behold!

 The Tick

An Alaskan of Justice!

Krusty the Klown  

"eggplant to your waffle iron"... Hehehehey! That one's going in the act!

 Don King

A chilling call to arms, my friend! Only in America, only in America could such a brazen, bloody, battle begin! The Might of Right shall....

Lego Man  

Well, except, even a 5 and a 1 averages out to a 3, which is still enough to keep something from getting a star, which I think is what those people want.

 Don King

Yes, but...

Willow Rosenberg  

And I don't think many people do that...I mean, I think alot of them just vote "1" because they think it's not that funny. You shouldn't do anything in that case, I mean, you're allowed to vote whatever you want.

 Don King

You guys really are spoilsports, you know that?

 sleestack

Can I bite her ear off, now?

Xander Harris  

Careful, she has spooky witchy powers. OoooOOOOOoooo...

 Willow Rosenberg


Special Agent Dana Scully  

Mulder, you haven't been talking to that Xander boy, have you?

 Special Agent Fox Mulder

Of course not, Scully, I've been abducted by aliens, remember?

 Special Agent Fox Mulder

oooOOOOOoooOOOooo...


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