The Topic:
The secret..

The Question:
 Rydia

I have found that the secret to getting posted is to post late at night,
like this. So I just wanted to ask if I could see the disembodied head
of Ed McMahon again, 'cos I thought it was really cool.

Responses:
 Ed McMahon

Hey-O!

Johnny Carson  

Wow, the lady was right. So just about anything can get posted if it's late enough at night.

 Ed McMahon

Yes! That is correct, SIR!

Johnny Carson  

I did not know that. That is weird, wild stuff.

 Ed McMahon

Yes, sir! Ha-Ha!

Johnny Carson  

Well, disembodied 'Ed, let's see what guests are coming up for the next show. Looks like we've got a minor character from the Final Fantasy Series, and also funnyman Steven Wright, and, ooh, from the San Diego zoo, a giant woodchuck.

Stay tuned for that.

 Rydia

Hi, Johnny, thanks for having me on the show!
I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, as well as the
chance to actually sit next to the disembodied head of
Ed McMahon! It's such a thrill.
So, um, did you have any questions, or were you just leading me on about being on the show? I can't shake this feeling that White Mage is gonna show up and steal the spotlight again...

 Ed McMahon

Ha-ha! The white mage! Yes!

Johnny Carson  

Now, let's see here, it says you're here because of your new book. This is some weird, wild stuff. Really, really, hot stuff in here, about all...

 Rydia

I have a feeling that I'm interrupting Johnny, but I just hafta say that I just crack up every time I see the disembodied head of Ed McMahon. I have no idea why, there's no logical reason for it, it's just hilarious to me.
<shrug>

Johnny Carson  

Ooh, that sound means we're out of time. Well, thanks for stopping by, and sorry to Steven and the woodchuck, we'll get them on real soon.


 Ed McMahon

HA-ha! Yes! No body at all for me, Johnny!

Johnny Carson  

Ah, that's right, Ed. That's great stuff.


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