The Topic:
Dad!

The Question:
 kermix

Dad, Nelson said he'd beat me up tomorrow after school if I didn't give him my lunch money.

Responses:
 Lord Admiral Nelson

I did no such thing!

 Lord Admiral Nelson

I merely suggested to the lad that in return for my many naval victories, perhaps I was entitled to being taken out for fish and chips.


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