The Topic:
Re: Aiieee!

The Question:
 Lime

"Donde esta mes pantalones" "Que Diablo." ¿Que tipo de español es eso?! No tiene sentido ni en español ni ingles... "mes" es el palabra por "month" en ingles, y "Que Diablo" significa "What Devil." ¿Que es eso?

O, si... me olvidé. Lester, te queiro. Voy a tenerte en alma y cuerpo. Como un tigre, voy a comerte, voy a comer las piernas, el cuello, los.. dedos. Vengate ahora mi hombre querido.

Responses:
 Lester Knight Chaykin

Holy shit! Uh, I mean, "¡Santa mierda!"

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Well hey, Berkeley isn't that far away...

Bitter Hearts  

Damnit man, have you learned nothing? She's just toying with you, you big sap!

 Lester Knight Chaykin

But but... she's going to "eat my neck!"

Bitter Hearts  

Look, let us explain how this works. The women who come here and "flirt with you" don't actually see you as a real person. You're just an interesting toy with big, obvious buttons they can push to get a reaction.

Buzz Lightyear  

Like me!

 Lester Knight Chaykin

But...

Bitter Hearts  

Lester, you're like psychology's "visible man". You know, the little clear plastic man you can see all the organs in?

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Yeah, I used to have one of those. I had the pregnant woman one too for some reason, it was all freaky seeing this baby wedged in there.

Bitter Hearts  

You're getting side-tracked. The point is, you're visible and predictable, and people take advantage of that to get reactions out of you.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Well HA! No more! From now on, nobody will be able to guess what I'm going to do next! I'm the wind, baby!

Bitter Hearts  

Aren't you late for work?

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Shit! I'd better go!

Bitter Hearts  


Bitter Hearts  

What will we do about that guy?

 Lime

Yo tengo una idea....

 Lester Knight Chaykin

What? What's your idea? Tell me!

 Lime

Antes de eso, tienes que coger... yo o Vegitarian. No puedo estar con alguien que no tiene respecto para mi... o, permitame decir, mis talentos de la lengua....

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Vegitarian and her wacky German are nothing to me, my little tart fruit! Y si, tengo respecto para tus talentos de lengua... en tu boca y mina!

 Lime

Pues.. eso se va... venga aquí... permiteme darte un susurrito...

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Sounds delectable... Wait, I don't know where you live!

Bitter Hearts  

Well, we tried to warn you, but no, here you are, you've found your way all the way through to the bitter conclusion.

Bitter Hearts  

Way to go. Bravo. Nicely played.


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