The Topic:
Annoying guy

The Question:
 Mazoku

There's this guy in my Japanese class...he's the biggest nerd I've ever seen. He's 19 or so and he's obscessed with Pokemon. After class he won't shut the hell up! I guess he thinks I'm interested in this shit. I keep telling him I've got to go, but he won't stop talking about his new Pokemon deck or whatever. Jesus. I'm married, he knows it, and I really don't think he has the self esteem to even try to hit on me. I'm a sucker, I don't want to be mean to him, even if he is an annoying bastard, he means well. How can I get him to leave me the hell alone? I'm really sick of listening to him.

Responses:
 Gila Mobster

Mayees I should have a talk wit' dis guy? *wink* *wink*

 Gila Mobster

You said he likes da Pokemon, maybe I moves in with him for a few months, we see how much he likes dem then.

 Gila Mobster

Or maybes I just breaks his face.

 Mazoku

Well, I did say *I* didn't want to be mean to him, you, on the other hand, that would be perfect.

It'd be worth it to not have to hear about his 'Team Rocket' deck. I didn't think people this pathetic even existed.

 Gila Mobster

Heh. Tells you what, maybes you gives me his address, and he gets himself a special message from yous truly telling him to knocks it off.

 Gila Mobster

Then if yous still havin' troubles, I breaks his face.
Heh. "Team Rocket deck," listen ta dis guy.

 Gila Mobster

I shows him my "brass knuckles deck," we see how he likes that.


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