The Topic:
Lester...

The Question:
 RainbowBrite

So how come you didn't hit on *me* as a new asker? I mean, the whole nude pic thing... c'mon... it was a joke. I'm not *really* sick like that. Oh, and I'm an artist -- I mean "artiste" -- too... wanna see a bit of *my* work?

*sigh* I feel so dejected ...

Responses:
 Lester Knight Chaykin

I did, and then you sent me that "thing"!

 Lester Knight Chaykin

So, uh, I'd love to see some of your "other" work!

Bitter Hearts  

JESUS! What that fuck is up with you tonight?

 Lester Knight Chaykin

I'M SO LONELY!!

 RainbowBrite

like I said, it was a joke... or at least a sad attempt at one. Can we try again? pretty please?

 Bart Simpson

I guess all it takes is one tasteless naked drawing of a beloved '80s cartoon character to ruin your 'rep!

Twelve Year-old Girls Everywhere  

You ruined the whole thing for everyone! You ruined it, and now no one can get their own picture! You ruined everything, you big ruiner!

Twelve Year-old Girls Everywhere  

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Lego man likes you!

 Lego Man

HEY!

 RainbowBrite

Geez, Bart, I didn't expect you guys to have a cow...

And I used to like Lego Man too... until he attacked me one night as I walked through my brother's play area in the dark barefoot.

Anyhow... it's nothing seductive or such ... nor is it my best work, but it's what I have scanned.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

WOW.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

You make me ashamed of the puny artwork I have on the web.

Bitter Hearts  

STOP FREAKIN' SUCKING UP TO ALL THE WOMEN!! GHGTRTKRHGGFGLKJ!!JGLLK!!!!!

 Lester Knight Chaykin

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!


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