The Topic:
Change Majors?

The Question:
 Corg Fusion

Am I really going to be able to get a good, non-academic job with a Philosophy degree? Or should I stick around college for an extra year to get a Computer Science degree? Will it really matter?

Responses:
 Jimmy James

Philosophy, huh? What kind of "good, non-academic" job would you be looking for with this, uh, Philosophy degree?

 Corg Fusion

Uh... can I get back to you on that?

 Jimmy James

Sure, sure, take your time.

 Corg Fusion

Oh, God. I'm screwed, aren't I? Are any of your companies hiring, Mr. James?

 Jimmy James

Not Philosophy majors, that's for damn sure.

 Jimmy James

But hey, don't give up. You know, when I was in school there was this kid right, he wanted to play football more than anything - coach wouldn't let him because he wasn't big enough... but... did he give up? No, it just made him try harder and harder, I mean the kid ate like a wild animal everyday, I mean he pumped iron all night long and after two months he got a hernia.

 Jimmy James

............. makes you think, huh?


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