The Topic:
ding~dong

The Question:
 SHODAN

(Callie)
Ok, the doorbell just rang and there is a man in a suit and sunglasses outside... and it is 3:20 AM.... wtf do I do?

Responses:
Cigarrette-Smoking Man  

I'm sure it's nothing. His car probably broke down. He most likely wants to use your phone.

 SHODAN

Actually... he asked us about the cow mutilations that have occured... you don't know anything about cow mutilations, do you?

Cigarrette-Smoking Man  

Cattle Mutilations? Please, that is so 1970's.

 SHODAN

Umm... Crop Circles?

Cigarrette-Smoking Man  

Not since 1989.

 SHODAN

Unexplained lights.

Cigarrette-Smoking Man  

Oh, right, Venus is an "Unexplained Light" for 60% of the population.

I think you should just go to bed. You're just being paranoid.

 SHODAN

Government Coverups! Like this!

Cigarrette-Smoking Man  

Please, just go to sleep.

Otherwise we're going to have to take that brain sample the hard way, and no one wants that.

 SHODAN

Oh fine! I'll go to bed, but don't think that my brain will be so easy to sample... Josh and Clare are watching you!

Cigarrette-Smoking Man  

Indeed they are.

 SHODAN

(Josh)
Hehe, of course, sir

Cigarrette-Smoking Man  

Goodnight, you crazy kids.


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