The Topic:
Niles Crane

The Question:
 Jin Wicked

I really think Niles Crane, from the show Frasier, is very sexy. I think he wastes too much time and energy on that Daphne chick. What do you think would be the best way for me to get sucked into a parallel reality where I would be able to actually live inside the TV show and seduce him?

P.S. I am a very good looking redhead who likes to wear black corsets, thigh-high stockings, and tall leather boots.

Responses:
 Dr. Niles Crane

Well, while I am flattered, I think it would be healthier for you to concentrate on men from your "own reality," as it were.

 Dr. Niles Crane

I have, for instance, heard very good things about this "David Hyde Pierce" fellow.


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