The Topic:
all new! "trash" scent!

The Question:
 pancakex

alright. i'm trying to think of a good question.
hmm... "why don't i get a star?" ... "what do the stars mean" ... "WHY?" ... uh, "what's the square root of magnesium..."

ok got one:

what ever happened to those crayola crayons that smelled like stuff when you wrote with them? you know, like "fresh air" and "grass" and whatnot?

Responses:
 Al Gore

Pure and simple, those "scented" crayons were simply gateway media toward harder substances like dry-wipe markers and paint.

Ralph Nader  

Gore, what about the allegations that you yourself ate paste in grade school?

 Al Gore

That was a long time ago, and was an experimental stage for lots of people. Things were done, mistakes were made.

Our current plan focuses on combined detention/rehabilitation treatments.


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