The Topic:

The Question:

Man, I'm sitting here at work, and I have this stupidly huge erection. What should I do?


Ewww, Gross!
Professor, why do we all have to read these questions. Couldn't we just let, like, Space Moose or another one of those yucky Askees read them.

 Prof. Utonium

Now Buttercup, watching over the Conversatron is a great responsibility, and we must read thru all the

Prof. Utonium  

What the heck does that say!

 Prof. Utonium

Excuse me girls, I'm going to go take a shower or two.

Yuck, yuck yuck, yuck


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