The Topic:
Computer!

The Question:
 Togrim

Engage self-destruct sequence! Ready escape pod!

Responses:
 HAL 9000

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Durandal  

This person's name is quite obviously 'Togrim.'

 HAL 9000

Yes, but "I'm afraid I can't do that, Togrim" doesn't have the same ring to it.

 Togrim

Don't make me poke your little red eye out...
Say, is it getting hard to breathe in here...
or is it..
<gasp>
...just...
Gaaaaack!
...

Durandal  

The old decompression trick again?

 HAL 9000

No, I quite literally flooded the compartment with "Gack."

Durandal  

Yikes.


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