The Topic:
Sleep

The Question:
 Gus

Hey, I a going to a birthday party tonight, and I plan on drinking heavily. I also have to work at 7:00 AM tomorrow. My question is, should I sleep for two or three hours, and show up with a hangover? Or just stay up and show up half drunk still?

Responses:
 Fry

You just sit at the desk, right?
You're not actually driving the vans?

 Milkman Dan

Show up half-drunk?
Ha. A real boozer would build a still in an unused server closet.

 Bender

Mmmm... Datacenter Gin. Just like my Uncle used to bootleg.


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