The Topic:
It's Friday the 13th!

The Question:
 Hamusutaa

It's a Friday the 13th, in October, it's a full moon, and it's the year 2000... is that a sign of the apocalypse, or what?

Responses:
 Jimmy James

People, this is the fourth or fifth time we've heard about this back here! "Ooooh, it's Friday the Thirteenth," "Ooohno, it's Friday the Thirteenth in October," "Oh, Oh, and it's the year 2000."

 Jimmy James

Well, I've heard about enough of this "Friday October 13th, 2000" business. It's all just a bunch of silly superstition.

 Jimmy James

So I tell you all what. You all just stop yer yapping about this "Friday the 13th" nonsense, and if anything "bizarre" or "supernatural" happens, I'll give the Conversatron $10 million to distribute to all you Askers, how's that.

 Jimmy James

As a matter of fact, I'll even write the check out now, and when this big "Friday the 13th" business happens, I'll sign it for you and send it in, how's that?

 Jimmy James

*scribble scribble*

 Jimmy James

Okay, does anyone have today's date?

 Hamusutaa

You forgot the bit about the full moon. I'd think that a full-blown werewolf infestation would count as both "bizarre" _and_ "supernatural."

 Jimmy James

Yes, yes, but you see, that didn't fit into the whole "check-writing/what's the date" gag, now did it? See, I'm writing the check and I can't think of the date, but we just had all that talk about Friday the 13th. Do I need to draw you a picture?


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