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Something for your amusement...

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Alright, my friend Possum sent this to me, and I was amused, I share my joy with you, now.

Top 15 Worst Pick-up Lines heard at Sci-Fi Conventions

15> "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set
on 'stunning.'"

14> "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the
gravitational field of your breasts!!"

13> "Nice Asimov."

12> "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you
a woody."

11> "W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go
o-o-out w-w-w-w... ah, screw it."

10> "Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving
spice-producing god-worm in your pocket, or are you
just glad to see me?"

9> "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"

8> "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go
back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?"

7> "How 'bout I slip into something more
comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER

6> "I'm the droid you're looking for."

5> "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or...
well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the
parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."

4> "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."

3> "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes
say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"

2> "I sense something... a presence I've not felt
since I saw you bend over the registration table."

and the Number 1 Science Fiction Geek

1> "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would
you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of
Jeri Ryan?"

 Comic Book Store Guy

Ah, with these little beauties I shall be well-prepared for the upcoming "ConClave XXV."

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