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Chicken & Dumplings, or Beef Stew?



Tom Servo  

Ooh! So let's see, subtract the Constitution modifier, check against the hunger table, adjust for day of the week, plus +5 for the difficulty, and then the penalty for movement...

Tom Servo  

It looks like the result is "beef stew."

 Crow T. Robot

Wow. Lucky for him you had all the sourcebooks.

Tom Servo  

No, lucky for him he didn't roll 1 less...that result was "poisoning plus 1D6 of damage!"

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