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The Topic: FtD Ratio

  Desslok

Did you know that Bond movies generally have (or at least used to have) a perfect 1:1 F@#k to Death ratio? Arnold movies on the other hand are generally 0:1000000.



Responses:


  Naked Washing Machine Boy

What does F@#k mean?


  Spinal Tap

Listen, I've got an idea for the bridge of the next tune, where we got stuck.


Spinal Tap  

Awright. Let's have a go.


  Spinal Tap

You remember the chorus we worked out, right? It ends on a reverberating F.


  Spinal Tap

We come crunching in from there with an @♯, and then we—


Spinal Tap  

Howd on, howd on. @♯?


  Spinal Tap

Yeah, @♯.


Spinal Tap  

'Ow am I supposed to play an @♯?


Spinal Tap  

I mean, my guitar doesn't 'ave a bloody @♯ string.


Spinal Tap  

There's no chord I can play, no sequence of strings I can pluck that will give an @♯!


  Spinal Tap

I think you're just being negative is all.


Spinal Tap  

And I think you're pulling things out of your arse!


Spinal Tap  

@♯? You made that up, di'n't you?


  Spinal Tap

Well, we're musicians, aren't we? Isn't that what we do? Create music?


Spinal Tap  

Create, yes. Pull out of arses, no.


Spinal Tap  

We're musicians. We sell records.


Spinal Tap  

We do not pluck magical fairy notes from the ether!


Spinal Tap  

No one is going to buy a record with an @♯ in it!


  Spinal Tap

Funny you should say that. I thought we might call the album "F@♯k" or maybe "F@♯k to Death".


Spinal Tap  

Listen, if we don't sell records, we don't eat!


Spinal Tap  

The mansion, the bitches, the 'ard drugs, all of it, POOF!


  Spinal Tap

I still think you're just being negative.


  Dante Hicks

What are we watching? I don't remember this part.


Randal Graves  

This is the ultra-rare 10 hour bootleg version.


  Dante Hicks

Christ, I can't wait for hockey to start up.


Randal Graves  

You can't wait to trade one group of whiny, effeminate men for another?


  Dante Hicks

You're the one who put the tape on!


Randal Graves  

Hey, it's entertainment.




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